Friday 29 March 2013

Appendix to cooking show jargon

If anyone out there is planning on applying for a cooking show and doesnt really care whether they make the grade or not, could you please construct a taco. Nothing special, it can be canned taco mix or whatever.

When the pompous chef-type people ask if this is just a taco, please say the following:

This is a reconstructed taco.

Of course I did once ask a close friend, who happened to be a cinema projectionist, to splice a single frame of pornography into another film just like on Fight Club and he didnt do it. I am not one to get off my behind and do it myself but I can claim like Andy Warhol did that the dieas are important moreso than who does them.

Can I claim to be an artist now?

Tom

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