Fuck the fireworks

Why are humans still impressed with fireworks?

If we all stopped visiting fireworks displays and watching them on television we would have significantly more money to spend on roads and health and education and community gardens. You know, things that actually have a significant impact on our lives.

Fireworks are a primary school boys' toilet. All the junior males are trying to piss higher and higher up the wall. And what is the outcome? Someone not pissing at the time has to judge who had the highest urine stream.

Next year, whenever fireworks are on, boycott the telecast and dont crowd at the sites.

Wont take long for councils and state governments and federal governments to get the message that it is just a peacock tailfeather display that wont result in successful offspring but rather drained budgets.

Tom